I miss JohnWaynePizzaParty.
The end of the anon’s story
[we had technical difficulties, that epic anon sent it through fanmail. here’s the end!]
My mind reeled. I couldn’t just say my boring name of Adam Young. It had to be exciting and fit my new Super COW-boy identity. “My name is…is…JOHN WAYNE.” The room burst into applause. People were weeping and saying that they shipped me with pizza when someone shouted “IT’S A JOHN WAYNE PIZZA PARTY!!!” AND THUS, JWPP WAS BORN. THE END.
JWPP/SYTH, I miss you.
So. Much. Come back!
I wish John Wayne Pizza Party would come back.
Don’t you think that JWPP kind of brought us all together a little bit? It seems like there didn’t use to be very much drama when John Wayne Pizza Party was around. I’m beginning to think that JWPP sort of kept the drama away with his sneakiness and by posting new pictures we hadn’t seen before and giving us something to talk about. We kind of worked together trying to figure out who it was.
John Wayne Pizza Party, (the original) please come back!
We miss you!
btw.. I don’t think John Wayne Vegetable Party is the same person.
I miss SYTH/JWPP. :(
Dear Syth, we hootowls need to know these things if you want us to stay sane.
So…WHO IS SHE?!

Everything is SYTH and EVERYTHING hurts!
SYTH/JWPP!
I am literally shaking! MY EMOTIONS! What are you doing to me?!
John Wayne Pizza Party might not be Adam, but So Yeah That Happened never said it. ^_^
JWPP/SYTH
You, sir, are sneaky!
Oh how I wish that soyeathathappened were following me.
Dear JohnWaynePizzaPary-SoYeahThatHappened
I guess I’m not the only one wondering…what do you want us to call you?
JWPP? SYTH?
Reblog if you want us to still call you JWPP.
Like if you want us to call you SYTH.
Thanks. :)
@soyeahthathappened:
Dear John Wayne, someone is pretending to be you. We’re so confused.
WAIT ONE MINUTE..
okay here’s what I think. JohnWaynePizzaParty switched to “SoYeahThatHappened”. He just changed his URL. So therefore I’m still following him. But if the new JWPP were still the old one, I would be following him, but it says I’m not. It’s just a troll, right?
did someone hack jwpp?
OR IS IT REALLY ADAM?!
@johnwaynepizzaparty, if you’re really Adam, would you make a video to prove it?